The Sounders Should Have an Official Facepaint Sponsor

This isn't a judgment, just a statement: there is a lot of face-painting and headwear going on in Seattle these days. I never noticed before but there's some serious SoccerCon™ sh*t going on up there; it's like a KISS show where the climax of Gene Simmons' fire-eating has been replaced by a Jeff Parke stoppage time goal.

And is it just me or does the one wing-headed dude look like Adrian Brody?