I Got Nothin' (But Lindsay Lohan)

Hey y'all. How was your Memorial Day weekend? Did you get drunk and act the fool at a cookout? Did you give a rambling, arrogant press conference? Did you get fired from your coaching gig or maybe get homesick for Europe?

I ate too much and watched too much soccer yet I still can't think of anything worth running my mouth about today that 100 other people aren't already talking about. So in lieu of a completely unoriginal & uniformed post about what Carlos de los Cobos' firing means here's a video of LiLo looking improbably attractive. It ain't the beautiful game but it is beautiful to look at.