"I do know people are asking me about Brek as he is the premier talent in America"

Apparently Brek Shea has a mess of foreign suitors; they go by the names Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United, and Manchester City.* I once had foreign suitors, English women with names like Lucy and Karen. Now? It's just the Pakistani woman from the credit card call center who calls to tell me my payment is late.^

So enjoy being pursued while you can Brek because one day the only foreigners calling you will want to take your money, not give you money.

*The only one of these clubs that I could see going after Brek would be Man United. Sir Alex ain't scared of a bit of American horsepower. See Jonathon Spector, Jovan Kirovski and Kenny Cooper.

^In truth the only suitor I need these days is my half-Romanian wife.