Afro-Germerican™ of the Moment: Andrew Wooten

This may not to be news to those of you who follow German football but today I was informed of yet another Afro-Germerican™ player I had no idea about. His name is Andrew Wooten and he's with Kaiserslautern's reserve team.

If he's any good I haven't the faintest. Ask Philneezy, he could tell you maybe. Either way that brings the unofficial headcount to 9.

• Jerome Kiesewetter (forward, Hertha Berlin)
• Tim Chandler (defender, FC Nurnberg)
• Jermaine Jones (midfiedler, Schalke 04)
• David Yelldell (keeper, Bayer Leverkusen)
• Fabian Johnson (forward, Hoffenheim)
• Terrence Boyd (forward, Dortmund)
• John Anthony Brooks (defender, Hertha Berlin)
• Danny Williams (defender, Hoffenheim)
• Andrew Wooten (striker, Kaiserslautern II)

At this rate we'll have an all-black military brat starting 11 by the time Camp Cupcake comes in January. And then I will be forced to create a stand-alone blog about the phenomenon. Unless Spangler saves me (and you) by writing one of his masterpieces on it before then because this has ThisIsAmericanSoccer.com trend piece written all over it.