Friday, September 30, 2011

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Strikers playoff game this Saturday! 2012 season tickets special ends soon get them today!

South Florida Soccer fans need to get out to Lockhart Stadium this Saturday October 1, 2011 for the Fort Lauderdale Strikers playoff game versus FC Edmonton. Game starts at 7:30 pm and tickets are now available at www.strikers.com. You can also get them game day at the box office. Come out and support the Strikers as they make their NASL Championship run!
Tailgate will feature Food trucks and the supporters will be there at the tailgate as early as 3PM. Just look for all the tents! Get there early!

Don't forget to get your Strikers 2012 season tickets! The last day for the super saver is this Friday September 30, 2011. If you are part of the supporters group you also get special benefits. Check out the flyer below!

We hope to see everyone at Lockhart Stadium this Saturday! Vamos Strikers!

Obligatory "Jozy Altidore Scored" Post



Another Europa League match day, another Jozy Altidore goal. I've honestly lost count of how many he has now with AZ Alkmaar. Can't say I've ever had that issue with an American Outsourced to Europe™ before; it's a nice problem to have.

Kings of the Rockies Trailer



Coming to a desktop near you.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Cosmos Come Alive in FIFA12



This is kind of incredible. Less than 48 hours after release some intrepid Cosmos fan has created a kits-and-all Cosmos team in FIFA12 based on the team that played in the Paul Scholes testimonial. That is dedication to the NYC2 dream folks.

I do wonder though if EA and the team in green missed an opportunity to make the classic Cosmos team as an unlockable team. Hate ‘em if you want but you know it would be fun to pit Pele, Chinaglia, Alberto and The Kaiser against today’s greats. Maybe next year.

[via Empire of Soccer]

Photo of the Day: 'Caps Fan Brings a Date to Cascadia Derby

Blowup

Submitted without comment.

TMZ Gets Ginger Confused, Mistakes Lalas for Lohan

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OK that is a deceptive headline but I figured TMZ is on perpetual LiLo-watch so any ginger that gets caught in the cross-hairs is free game.

Anyway I have to agree with Alexi's assessment of Steve Jones' playing ability. Having seen him play first-hand he is shockingly good for a man of his age and build. And he will not hestate to run you over on his way to goal.

Chivas Campeon



Chivas Campeon

Chivas CampeonChivas campeon =D

Carlos Bocanegra is One Stylish Latino

BOCA

According to the good people at Complex magazine, Carlos Bocanegra is One Stylish Latino-American. That's cool becuase while most folks know Boca is stylish they don't know that he was Latino-American. You learn something new everyday.

As If Front-Row Seats Needed Imporovment



I know us soccer types don't always agree on things online but for once I think we can finally all be on the same page about something. If you have to sit, as opposed to stand, at your local MLS match wouldn't you agree that these are pretty much the best seats ever? The only way to improve them is to lose the guy next to you and replace them with smokestick of your choice*.

*I choose Leila Arcieri. Those Afro-Italian girls --all 12 of them-- get me every time.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Kansas City Franchise Reinvention Now Reaching Madonna Levels

SKC

Dear people-who-used-to-start-"Move Kansas City"-threads-on-BigSoccer-every-week,

Here's further proof that your pronouncements of a KC soccer organization's inability to find success was a wee bit premature. It's OK though, no one could have predicted it (except for OnGoal LLC.)

Signed
SF

Taylor Twellman on the Three-Year Headache, Dreamless Sleep



I don't watch ESPN really outside of soccer coverage but apparently they had TT on there the other day to talk about the scourge that is concussions, which is not to be confused with the issue of cons cussin'. The former is a big issue on soccer fields the world over while the latter is largely an issue within penitentiaries.

Chivas 4 - Boca 0



Chivas 4 - Boca 0

Chivas 4 - Boca 0video i made of all 4 goals that chivas scored vs boca.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Strikers lose in Tampa but get ready for playoffs. Want to be Rowdies have unoriginal TIFO.

Strikers fans made the trip to St Pete to support their team only to be disappointed by a 2-0 loss. The Strikers played well, dominating certain moments of the game but the turning point was the red card given to Cristian Arrieta. It was enough to change the tide and give Tampa an advantage that proved too much for the Red & Gold.

Tampa supporters continue to use the Rowdies name in vain so the Striker fans came up with the TIFO in the picture to the right to remind them that they are not the Rowdies.

You can also see the video:


Unoriginal Tampa Fans
One of the things that was brought to our attention while we were in Tampa was the TIFO made by Ralph's Mob. They are so unoriginal that they copied a TIFO made by the Timbers Army!
Check out the comparison and you be the judge:

read more about the road trip to St. Pete here:
http://www.flight-19.com/2011/09/25/sadness-in-st-pete/

Following are pictures of the road trip:


The Fort Lauderdale Strikers are in the playoffs! Don't forget to come out to Lockhart Stadium on Oct 1 as the Strikers play Edmonton at 7:30 PM! Let's fill the stadium and support our players as they look for the NASL championship!
Buy your tickets at www.strikers.com
Be sure to join the supporters groups in the tailgate. Tons of fun before the game starting at 4 pm!

Feeling Like Cameron Frye



Sick today. Talk amongst yourselves.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Chivas Spice



Chivas Spice

Chivas SpiceWhere can your man play like me? Well, let's have Chivas USA Midfielder Michael Lahoud explain it to you.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

DeRo 4, RSL 1

DeRo

Did you see The DeRo Show? The ratings may not be all that but it is critically acclaimed. Seriously, this was the best show on television Saturday night not to feature Alec Baldwin and Radiohead.

Contestacion A Molotov - Soy Chiva Rayada



Contestacion a Molotov - Soy Chiva Rayada

Contestacion a Molotov - Soy Chiva RayadaA song about chivas...with a bunch of pictures that i added to match the song.. ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS 1000000 VIEWS!!! WOOT!!!!

Friday, September 23, 2011

NSR: Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs "Trouble"



In addition to having the most absurd name in music since Test Icicles, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs have a new video out. But it totally sucks. This one from the beginning of the summer is much better. Enjoy it. Or not.

David Villa Goal Vs Chivas (42 Passes)



David Villa goal vs Chivas (42 passes)

David Villa goal vs Chivas (42 passes)tags - fc barcelona football soccer spain catalunya xavi hernandez lionel messi andres iniesta dani alves david villa pedro rodriguez eric abidal ...

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Martyn Lancaster named 2011 player of the year by the fans. Strikers tie Atlanta.

The Strikers could have wrapped up the game versus the Atlanta Silverbacks in the first 45 minutes of their game this past Saturday at Lockhart stadium. They had a myriad of shots and chances, yet their lousy aim thwarted each effort. The second half was a whole different story as Atlanta nearly beat the Strikers with a 90th minute goal. Over 4600 people showed up to see lady luck and father time on our side as the Strikers tied it in stoppage time! Brian Shriver has been on fire as of late with his brilliant playing and now stands along with Eduardo "Chacho" Coudet as the teams scoring leaders with 6 goal this season.
Read more about the game at http://www.strikers.com/

Martyn Lancaster named 2011 player of the year
Fort Lauderdale Strikers Defender Martyn Lancaster was elected by the Miami Ultras Supporters group and the fans as the 2011 player of the year during the Strikers vs Atlanta game.
Martyn has played the most minutes for the team this year, scoring a goal and leading by example. Perhaps Martyn's edge on the other players is the fact that he was always accesible to the fans. Every game, win or lose he would come out to meet the fans in the parking lot for a few minutes. While other players started to do this as well, it was Martyn who was the pioneer, so to speak, since last year.
Congrats to a true hero, who bleed Fort lauderdale Strikers Red and Gold. 'Sir' Martyn Lancaster 2011 Ultras player of the year!
here is a video of Ultras President Pieter Brown awarding the glorified Ultras Beer mug:



Following are pictures and videos taken during the final home game of the regular
season between the Atlanta Silverbacks and the Fort Lauderdale Strikers:
Supporters chanting the Red & Gold.



Eduardo 'Chacho' Coudet takes a corner kick.



Be sure to buy your Strikers playoffs game tickets at http://www.strikers.com/ The game will be October 1st at 7:30 pm with a team yet to be determined.
Buy them now!
Pictures by Victor Palkaninec and Uncle Ed
Videos by Uncle Ed
For more great pictures visit Victor's site:
http://fllstrikers.net/miami

This is Not a Misspelling: Sacha Vander MostvanSpijk



A profile on Sacha Vander MostvanSpijk, former head of Youth Development at Chivas USA. He is now involved in the deeply-flawed, money-spinning enterprise that is US Club Soccer. Seems like a cool guy though, very forthright with his opinions on the state of the game in the U.S. Nice video as well, much more easily digested than the spelling of his last name.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

NSR: Washed Out "Amor Fati"



The official video for the best cut on the latest Washed Out album has finally arrived and it's a truncated, Norwegian road movie. Which is an interesting choice for a song by a band from South Carolina who make music for Ibizan sunsets but hey, globalism right?

Bobby Bradley in Egypt, Surrounded

Bob

The image above is of Bobby Blue Eyes surrounded by reporters at Cairo International. Allegedly he's been hired by Egypt but since everybody thought he was hired by a foreign entity the last time he was photographed in customs I'm going to take it easy on writing whatever it is I think about this move.

This flies directly in the fact of the Soccer Blogger Code of Reactionary Rambling About Things That Have Happened That I Know Little About But (Wrongly) Feel Like Everybody Wants to Know What I Have to Say About It Beacuase My Opinion Counts, Damnit™ and I'm OK with that. Hopefully you are to.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The Librarian: Soccer Made in St. Louis



Attention book nerds, there is a new American soccer tome on the block. It's called Soccer Made in St. Louis and it's about the secret history of Toledo, OH's underground Polish badminton leagues.

OK fine, it's about the obvious --St. Louis soccer-- and you should check it out. I haven't read it yet but come on, only about 2 American soccer books come out a year so get your debit cards out and do your bit at Amazon.com.

Afro-Germerican™ of the Moment: Jann George

Jann George

Bam! There's another Afro-Germerican™ out there, which now leaves me one man shy of having enough players for a Starting XI (thanks for the tips). His name is Jann George, he's 19 and he scored the other day for Nurnberg's U-23's; I know this because Brian Sciaretta, czar of Americans Outsourced to Europe™ reporting, says so.

He is also the Black Stuart Holden™ due to his shockingly accurate approximation of our Stuart's look. Which may or may not be a good look for him, the jury is still out.

So the unofficial Afro-Germerican™ count now looks like this.
  • Jann George (forward, FC Nurnberg)
  • Jerome Kiesewetter (forward, Hertha Berlin)
  • Tim Chandler (defender, FC Nurnberg)
  • Jermaine Jones (midfiedler, Schalke 04)
  • David Yelldell (keeper, Bayer Leverkusen)
  • Fabian Johnson (forward, Hoffenheim)
  • Terrence Boyd (forward, Dortmund)
  • John Anthony Brooks (defender, Hertha Berlin)
  • Danny Williams (defender, Hoffenheim)
  • Andrew Wooten (striker, Kaiserslautern II)
Come on TOR-folk, find me an 11th man!

14 Year-Old D.C. Phenom, Arsenal Engaged in Courtship Dance



An excerpt from Steven Goff's super-fine piece on D.C. 14 year-old Gedion Zelalem, who recently spent 10 days training with Arsenal’s prospects.

"Zelalem is not the first high school soccer player from the area to seek a pro career. Most famously, Freddy Adu, a native of Ghana and a naturalized U.S. citizen, signed with Major League Soccer in 2004 at age 14 and played regularly with D.C. United for three years before being traded to Real Salt Lake.

Zelalem is a different case, in several ways. Contrasting the flash and explosiveness that made Adu an international sensation at age 12, Zelalem is a nuanced player who orchestrates from a deep central position and threads passes through narrow channels. He has an assist in each match for Walter Johnson and hasn’t scored.

“His sophistication and understanding of the game is far higher than anyone I’ve seen,” said Wildcats Coach Mike Williams, a former Howard University defender. “He is able to set the tempo like none other.”

D.C. United youth program, where ya at?

Chivas 3-2 Manchester United - Highlights



Chivas 3-2 Manchester United - Highlights

Chivas 3-2 Manchester United - Highlightswww.simplyreds.com United's first visit to Mexico ended in disappointment as the Reds lost 3-2 to Club Deportivo Guadalajara - aka Chivas - at the ...

Monday, September 19, 2011

Montreal Impact x Daft Punk x Sebastien Le Toux



The Frenchist thing you'll see all day this side of a Gauloises at a Jean K Jean stand-up set. Also, start your Seba-to-Quebec trade conspiracies right...about...now.

"Did they give you extra hair in the game? Because it looks like it is a full head of hair."



Now this looks much more natural that that Solo v. Nash clip. Either LD and Lincecum have better writers and a semester of Improv for Athletes under their belt or they were legitimately talking sh*t with one another. Either way it's gold.

Hope Solo v. Steve Nash



Hope Solo & Steve Nash are fantastic athletes, pretty good celebrities and decent gamers. You know what they're not good at? Acting!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Barcelona Vs Chivas De Guadalajara 1-4 Full Highlights. 08/03/ ...



Barcelona vs Chivas de Guadalajara 1-4 Full Highlights. 08/03/ ...

Barcelona vs Chivas de Guadalajara 1-4 Full Highlights. 08/03/ ...World Football Challenge 2011. FC Barcelona vs Chivas de Guadalajara (1-4). Sun Life Stadium in Miami, FLORIDA. Goals: 4' [1 - 0] D. Villa 60' [1 ...

Friday, September 16, 2011

NSR: Wilco "Born Alone"



Friday night backyard beer-drinking music. Grab a Shiner and join me, won't you?

Yessssss: Becks' "Ricky" Returns.



Ricky is back. And he works, unconvincingly it would seem, at Target. He may not have the shoppers completely fooled but he does make me laugh so. Chuckle chuckle y'all.

Chivas #1



Chivas #1

Chivas #1pics

Roger Levesque Has Very Important Question to Ask You



Is he eating a giant breadstick or a small baguette? I can't tell. Either way I laughed but it still won't get me to buy Sounders season tickets. Hell of an effort though guys.

UPDATED Back in the Day Video: MLS Pictures



Remember MLS Pictures? An orgy of baritoned narration and sexy slo-mo camera pans it was easily one of the best MLS-related shows to ever grace American television. Sure, it was slightly over-the-top & dramatic but damn was it pretty to look at. Someone should bring this back.

UPDATED: Here's a tip. Don't put videos on the interwebs and assume no one will find them. They will. This is how sex tapes come out. Furthermore if you have videos you need to put on the interwebs but don't want others to see don't title them and make them password protected BEFORE making them live for 18 hours. That will save you the shock of discovering your un-hidden video has been found.

Strikers make playoffs but look for more this Saturday versus Atlanta.

It's the last regular home game of the season for the Fort Lauderdale Strikers. They've already clinched the playoffs but could secure a home playoff game and possibly 3rd place in the next 2 games. If the Strikers win this Saturday they secure the home game. But the following Saturday the last game of the season will be against rival Tampa.
The Rowdies have already won the series against the Strikers and for the second season in a row have kept the Coastal Cup (Disputed between both Florida teams). But, the Strikers could finish the season ahead of Tampa in the standings in 3rd place (Carolina Railhawks and Puerto Rico Islanders have already secured 1st and 2nd). It's all about bragging rights at this point.

Atlanta comes to the Mecca (Lockhart Stadium) with nothing to win as they are already eliminated from the playoffs. The pressure is on the Strikers to secure their place at the top half of the standings and they'll want to do it in front of their fans. A win could, without doubt, bring a large crowd to the stadium and much needed boost to the team who has not made the playoffs since it's inaugural season when they were called Miami FC.


The Miami Ultras supporters group will also be giving out the 2011 Fort Lauderdale Strikers player of the year award. look for that right before the game!

Be sure to come out and support the Strikers this Saturday at 7:30 PM. Join the supporters Miami Ultras, Flight 19, etc at 4PM  for the tailgate. You can also enjoy the Miami Food Trucks!


Supporters season tickets are already on sale. It's $99 for the whole 2012 season, a bargain, and the best deal in town! Plus all sorts of goodies! Check out the flyer:

Be sure to join the SFU Tampa Road Trip which is the LAST GAME OF THE 2011 SEASON!
Next Saturday, September 24, 2011
Here is the schedule:
1 Day Trip... Fort Lauderdale Strikers - FC Tampa Game Ticket
Transportation to and from St. Petersburg (1, 2, or 3 12 Passenger Vans)
Roughly $40 Per Person (Gas Included)
Come by the tailgate during Saturday's game and ask for Derek or Zach.
For more info go HERE

Talk about supporters you can still get the Ultras Fort Lauderdale Strikers scarf for only $20. Very few are left so hurry. Look for Pieter Brown or Uncle Ed at the tailgate or email us footballsoccerm@gmail.com
All proceeds go back to the Ultras and help us support the Miami Ultras Alive radio show and other group events.

LL Cool JB: Ladies Love Cool Justin Braun



First it was an Old Spice ad, now it's the Axe effect that gets the spoof treatment from Chivas USA. Seems like body odor might be an issue in that camp. I've always wondered who buys that "clinical strength" deodorant; something tells me it's these guys.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

CJ Sapong Spits Game at Hope Solo, Gets Kiss, Faux-Faints



File under: awkwaaaaaard!

Sitio Oficial Youtube Chivas



Sitio Oficial Youtube Chivas

Sitio Oficial Youtube ChivasCanal oficial de Chivas en Youtube.

Rapids Rookie Can Rap



Hey y'all I think we may have a new heir to the MLS hip-hop throne. Hell, he may even be the new king really because it's not like anyone has fully claimed it for themselves. Steve Zakuani and Michael Lahoud & his boys at Chivas USA are trying to lay it down but neither have thrown down any that's unimpeachable.

Enter Rapids rookie Josh Janniere. His debut video under his nom de rap, General J, is short & sweet and certainly isn't Enter the 36 Chambers but this Canadian boy can rhyme and looks pretty damn natural doing it. Mad bonus points for using a Sade sample on the hook. Wonder if he can play soccer?

VIDEO: The Don Stumps in Ohio



Try to make it through the entire four minutes of The Don's speech yesterday without getting hypnotized by the crazy eyes on the mascot in the background. Impossible. And what is that thing? A badger? A skunk? And what does it have to do with being hard-working, American and all those other Crew-like things? We need answers Ohio.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Veronica Paysse on ESPN Deportes Miami 1210 AM

Si, Burrito's new girlfriend, Veronica Paysse is now on the radio! You never heard of her? Well, Burrito's love affair with her began many a futbol years ago.
In 2001 The Miami Fusion was shut down. Burrito's heart was broken and Burrito swear he would never see another MLS game again. EVERS!

Pero, one day when Uncle Ed was changing channels, and as Burrito was chewing on a bone, there, there, out of the corner of Burrito's eye he see a real mamacita! (Pardon the French). In 2002 the only thing that make Burrito watch MLS was Veronica.

But all good things come to an end. Veronica moved on to another TV channel and so Burrito again told MLS to go to hell! Si, again they brake Burrito's heart.But just the other day, as usual, when Uncle Ed go to work he leave radio on for Burrito to listen to and this time he leave it on 1210 AM. Burrito hear her voice and is now addicted.
You too should listen to ESPN Deportes Miami 1210 AM every morning from 9am to 12pm. It's in Spanish!
You can also follow Veronica Paysse on twitter: @VPMIA
The shows Twitter is: @ESPNDeportesMia
www.espndeportesradio.com
Pictures taken from Veronica's twitter and the internet.

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