Merritt Paulson Can't Stop, Won't Stop Signing Autographs

Three takeaways from this clip of Timbers bankroller Merritt Paulson signing stickers for Portland fans.

1. Portland may be about to sign someone big. That or they are F-ing us.
2. Merritt Paulson has a little thug in him. Or at enough to listen to "Forever" at the office.
3. Somebody in the Rose City understands the importance of "Helvetica." So it's not just me.