Clint Dempsey is Ready for His Close Up

This video is entitled "An American Midfielder in London." Is it better than "An American Werewolf in London?" Probably. Is it better than "An Englishman in New York?" Obvi. I mean seriously, this is Deuce we're talking about.

So here's a clip of Mark Hughes, Martin Tyler, Danny Murphy and various Fulham fans are co-signing today on the undeniable dopeness that is Clint Dempsey. Quality profile of a quality player that I will never make a joke about because he could definitely kick my ass.