Y'all know about Joe Corona? No? Neither do I. Apparently he's some San Diego kid who plays for the club with the most unwieldy name in Mexican futbol, Club Tijuana Xoloitzcuintles De Caliente. Never heard of them either? I could see that but since they have a hairless dog as a mascot and what appear to be out-of-work roller derby chicks as cheerleaders you might want to get down.
Also you'll probably want to keep an eye on them so that you can speak half-assed intelligently in your messageboard rant about how Joe Corona must be capped NOW because if he's good enough for Bruce Arena, he's good enough for Bob Bradley.
But at the very least he's good enough to be the guy you didn't know on Wednesday but was national team-worthy on Thursday due to the magical, instant-expectation generating powers of the interwebs; call him the American Raheem Sterling.
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